Voice Disguising Tips Farts

Here are some tips to disguise the sound of farting.So if you've held my strong ga, already dying pake ways as below:

1. Pretended to push the tableWhen you have the need to fart. You can find a table near you. If you can still find her a heavy rada. Why? because the first heavy table can cause a loud noise when pushed a second can train your hand muscles to grow stronger. So if you often fart, you could also terlatih.Nah muscle, when you find a table trying to push the table was just right when you issue a fart. Fart sound you would be masked by the sound of friction between the table to the floor. For setting the right timing you can train yourself at home, at leisure. CAUTION! These tips should not be used when the sound of your farts do not read "pret" but "tiuuuuut"
2. Sneezing techniques ninja styleThis technique is very confidential. The technique has been practiced for thousands of years ago by the ninja-ninja and remain confidential at least until you read this article. Ninja style sneezing technique was first practiced by the emperor Ajinomoto (with no intention of mentioning a specific brand) during the third emperor of the golden age of Hokage ninja clan. Well, it was history but how? When you want to fart you can take any kind of yarn or fur clothing or hair can too. then the yarn used to tickle your nose, hold amusement until the awaited time had come. sneezed right when you issue a fart. The sound of a loud sneeze highly recommended. Even the emperor Ajinomoto exemplifies sneezing so hard that his body position into nungging, fart undoubtedly would be even easier and enjoyable.
3. Pretend to demonstrate the magic in front of your friendsMaybe you want to fart when you're in the midst of your friends. Wah tuh serious, if farts can be directly suddenly dijauhin. Gini way, you can tell your friends, "Hey I have a new musical instrument. . . liat nih yah ". Then you slip your hand between your armpit and then wiggle your hands flying like a bird again. when the hand dikepit, remove your fart. You can improvise by making notes of "beautiful". So your friend is more focused on his music rather than saying so. Of course, choosing the right audience is important! because ga everyone can be fooled in this way if my friends have any tips that could better be shared.